when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.
Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS