an incredulous bear enthusiast

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

transitive-property-x:

I’m fucking cracking up because this happened to me before hahaha

transitive-property-x:

I’m fucking cracking up because this happened to me before hahaha

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

alegbra:

our savior

alegbra:

our savior

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

seananmcguire:

Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS

kingcheddarxvii:

Seth MacFarlane, who is bad at drawing, has had tremendous success as an animator and has made many millions of dollars, while I, whose art has been hailed as “nice” and “I love it” by my parents, have only seven dollars to my name