I’d do just about anything to have a summer like this, a few good friends, lots of camping, sleeping in tents or a van like this haha
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it