an incredulous bear enthusiast
me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

things to do tonight if u are sad
Infinite iced coffee hack: put cappacinos from the great room in your mini fridge

Infinite iced coffee hack: put cappacinos from the great room in your mini fridge

My finished half of the room 🙌

My finished half of the room 🙌

thegestianpoet:

i feel like ariana grande opens up her tampons as quietly as possible